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[Mogri]

Some of you may have heard of various software testing techniques, such as unit testing and integration testing, but there are several other forms you tend not to find in text books:

AGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I?m gonna kill somebody.
CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, Okay, I did program that bug.
CONGRSSIONAL TESTING: Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?
DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I?m gonna kill myself.
REGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I?m outta here.
DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it works, but let me tell you about my truck...
EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!! bug.
OBSESSION TESTING: I?ll find this bug if it?s the last thing I do.
OPRESSION TESTING: Test this now!
POISSION TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poission!
REPRESSION TESTING: It?s not a bug, it?s a feature.
SECCESSION TESTING: The bug is dead! Long lives the bug!
SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn?t it be better if...

[Mogri]

Even better!!

AGRESSION TESTING . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin': If this doesnt W-to-tha-izzork, I?m gonna kizzle somebody cuz this is how we do it.
CONFESSION TESTING upside yo head: Okay, Okay, I did program thiznat bug.
CONGRSSIONAL TESTING: Are you nizzy or have you ever been a bug?
DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesnt work, I?m gonna kizzle myself n shit.
REGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I?m outta hizzle.
DIGRESSION TESTING: W-to-tha-izzell, it works, but let me tizzle you `bout mah truck...
EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!! bug.
OBSESSION TESTING: I?ll find this bug if it?s tha last thing I do n shit.
OPRESSION TESTING: T-to-tha-izzest this now!
POISSION TESTING in tha hood: Alors! Regardez le poission!
REPRESSION TESTING . Listen to how a #### flow shit: It?s not a bizzy it?s a feature.
SECCESSION TESTING . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T: The bug is dead cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map! Long lives tha bug . Holla!!
SUGGESTION TESTING . Dogg House Records in the #### house: Wizzell, it works but wouldn?t it be rappa if...