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http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=485903
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fun little game:
http://www.mazapan.se/games/BurnTheRope.php
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http://www.feedthehead.net/
It does develop, so if you haven't fed the fish (and then some) you haven't reached the end yet.
From http://www.chaoskitty.com/webzen/
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http://code.google.com/p/surveillancesaver/
| Quote: | | SurveillanceSaver is a screensaver for OS X and Windows that shows live images of over 400 network surveillance cameras worldwide. A haunting live soap opera. |
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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http://fold.it/portal/adobe_main/
A game designed around the protein folding problems.
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http://www.readatwork.com/
A more elaborate version of a classic technique.
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The impossible quiz...some questions are stupid...others annoying, and others are dreadfully groan worthy...still...give it a shot!
http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html
Hint for some of the later odd ones: And don't forget the effect of right-clicking...
EDIT: And the sequel: http://www.notdoppler.com/theimpossiblequiz2.php
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http://www.the-editing-room.com/indianajones4.html
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flash based tetrinet clone...
http://www.iminlikewithyou.com/#/arcade/gamelobby/blockles
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really silly, use your browser history to estimate your gender... I am 98% male...
http://www.mikeonads.com/2008/07/13/using-your-browser-url-history-estimate-gender/
It's getting hammered right now so may not work on the first try...
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http://www.crazynews.net/dp/1-57.htm
Excerpts from student essays:
| Quote: | | The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code of telepathy. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers. |
P.S. - If anyone can prove that these are fake, it will restore some small part of my faith in humanity.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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http://notalwaysright.com
| Quote: | Time To Call The Plumber
Tech Support | Tel Aviv, Israel
Me: “Internet helpdesk, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I can’t connect to the internet.”
Me: “How long has it been since you last connected?”
Customer: “I was connected until a few minutes ago.”
Me: “Have you changed anything in your network?”
Customer: “Well, I was downloading some movies over the net, but the download got too slow. I called a friend of mine and he told me that some movies could’ve gotten stuck in the cable. So I cut the cable to see if I could yank it out of there. I didn’t find anything, so I taped the cable back together. Now, can you get it back to work?”
Me: *grimace*
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I liked:
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Kid: “Mommy, I want this candy!”
Mom: “No, you can’t have the candy. Put it back.”
Kid: “I WANT THIS CANDY!”
Mom: “You can’t have it!”
Kid: “I WANT THIS CANDY!”
(At this point, the mom takes the candy from the kid and hands it to me.)
Mom: *points at me* “The bad man took the candy! You can’t have it because the bad man took it!”
Kid: *in tears* “Why did you take the candy?!”
Me: *speechless*
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I can't tell you that those history bloopers aren't true, but might this help restore your faith in humanity?
http://notalwaysright.com/retail-defender-anticheapskate-edition/906
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(I work in a large electronics retail chain. A guy asks me to find the latest version of Norton AntiVirus for him, which I do. He takes a look at the price and starts yelling about how outrageous it is ($100.00 US).)
Guy: “What the h***? How can you people get away with this? This is a scam!”
Me: “Sir, I can suggest another type of protection if this one is too expensive…”
Guy: “No way! This is the one I want, but I’m not paying this.”
Me: “Sir I–”
Guy: “I bet I can find it online for much cheaper. Heck, even free! ”
Me: “Sir, I think that–”
Guy: “That’s what I’ll do… I’ll find it for free online! Better than this s***!”
(A young woman nearby is listening and speaks up.)
Woman: “Yeah, you can find it online, for free.”
Guy: “Really, where? Tell me!”
Woman: “L****party.org.” (Warning: This is a disturbing porn site that I would not recommend viewing.)
Guy: “Thanks!” *turns back to me, smirking* “Ha, guess I won’t be spending any money on this s***!”
Me, to the girl: “That… was awesome.”
Woman: “Well, an a**hole like that deserves it. I figured that you couldn’t tell him that without getting fired.”
(The young woman gets a free gift card; that guy never comes back. I still wonder what went through his mind when the site popped up.)
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cat macros, corrected for grammar/spelling. Click on link underneath each picture for the original.
http://mayihaveacheeseburger.com/please/
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nifty simple game...
http://www.bobblebrook.com/games/coign-of-vantage
167840 pts so far...
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659230 in 59 images.
A clever idea, but the flat difficulty curve is a bit dull.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985 (text only but may be NSFW for language)
Things I Learn From My Patients
| Quote: | | Latex paint, despite being thick and creamy, does not coat your stomach and provide the same relief as pepto bismol. |
| Quote: | | Drinking Pine Sol diluted in a 5 gallon bucket, shared with 5 friends, is not a good way to get drunk. |
| Quote: | | swallowing batteries gives you energy (is the bunny inside you?) |
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Relative Monetary Density
Is it worth its weight in gold?
http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/density
PartiallyClips: Paradox Dragons
http://www.partiallyclips.com/index.php?id=1008&b=1
This would be in the art section, but I figured it out.
Also, the archives aren't half bad.
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http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
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Needs More Cowbell!
http://www.morecowbell.dj/
Add Cowbell (and Walken) to your MP3s
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http://fantasticcontraption.com/
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| Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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Tetris, but with countries...
http://www.mapmsg.com/games/statetris/europe/
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