Jastermereel
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Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 1155
Location: Right next to where I'm not.
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 Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:16 pm Post subject: My Day by Jonesy: A Cat's Eye View of Alien |
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My Day by Jonesy: A Cat's Eye View of Alien
http://catsonfilm.blogspot.com/2011/04/alien.html
| Quote: | | Anyhow, we're all tucking in together and everyone seems quite jolly when all of a sudden one of the other can-openers throws a fit and starts going into spasms on the table, and I realise the weird new smell has been coming from him all along. All the other can-openers are making a gigantic fuss of spasm-guy, and I feel a bit left out and wonder whether I should reclaim their attention with some cute feline antics. But next thing you know, shazzam! Spasm-guy has suddenly given birth to a hairless kitten with teeth! Catastrophe! Now no-one is paying me any attention at all, even though the hairless kitten clearly has no idea how to behave in can-opener company. Even when it scuttles off, the can-openers are too preoccupied with it to notice me. Honestly, if I'd known it would get that sort of reaction, I too would have burst out of someone's chest like a cheap birthday cake stripper. |
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The old Jastermereel account seems to have been killed in an unfortunate email changing accident. I am an illegal clone manufactured on a little known island state off the coast of...well...never you mind. Pretend nothing happened and you won't have to face the combined wrath of the Guild of Calamitous Intent and the League of Awesomeness. |
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