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Jastermereel · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:24 pm Post subject: Bacon Cookies!

More specifically: Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies with Maple Cinnamon Glaze!
http://www.joeydevilla.com/2007/12/09/bacon-chocolate-chip-cookies-with-maple-cinnamon-glaze/

and as a bonus: A bacon chocolate bar:
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars
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Mogri · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:45 pm Post subject:

Okay... bacon doesn't make everything better...
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http://katkatskitchenandorganicgarden.blogspot.com/2008/11/alligator-sausage-and-shrimp-cheesecake.html
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also http://breakfastblogger.com/2007/12/16/bacon-weave/
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Jastermereel · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:08 pm Post subject:

I'll see you that bacon weave and raise you a...oh god...the arteries!

The Bacon roll:

Cheese filled - http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because

Sausage filled - http://www.ehow.com/how_4746098_bacon-explosion.html?ref=fuel&utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=ssp&utm_campaign=yssp_art
(don't miss the last shot of the bbq glazed one

The News article: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?em

The guide that will seal your fate (and your arteries): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR3kfP1IQHk&feature=featured
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Jastermereel · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:14 pm Post subject:

MORE BACON!!!

Chocolate Covered Bacon:
http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/breakfast_of_champions

Candied Bacon Ice Cream Recipe
http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008/03/candied_bacon_i_1.html
(think we might give it a whirl on Saturday trool?)

The secret to longevity:
http://lordsofbacon.com/2009/01/no-more-soggy-bacon_08.html
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Jastermereel · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:50 am Post subject:

For once, bacon in an unappetizing form:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html?cpg=cj
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Jastermereel · Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:12 am Post subject:

Now, cook bacon with bacon!
http://www.popsci.com/bacon
Or...erm...cut through your skillet, and stove.........with bacon!
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Jastermereel · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:57 am Post subject:

And on and on and on it goes.

http://bakonvodka.com/
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Jastermereel · Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:43 am Post subject:

Mini-Pig:
http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_157/

Mega-Pig:
http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html

Other vile concoctions:
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
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fate · Uber-Karma Joined: 11 Sep 2003 Posts: 1178

Not bacon but closely related:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3825221.stm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)

Jastermereel · Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:30 pm Post subject:

From the wiki link:

fate · Uber-Karma Joined: 11 Sep 2003 Posts: 1178

Eh, Russian candies also have a filling called "Bird's Milk". Unsurprisingly not actually bird's milk. Is disappointing though.
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Jastermereel · Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:51 am Post subject:

Ok. So it isn't bacon, but it'll kill you just as fast as some of the ones we've posted thus far:
http://nowthatsnifty.blogspot.com/2009/07/dizzying-dispose-of-deep-fried.html
Deep Fried Coke???
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fate · Uber-Karma Joined: 11 Sep 2003 Posts: 1178

Getting back to the bacon, Meatini:
http://www.rathergood.com/Meatini
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Jastermereel · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:20 pm Post subject:

Meat Cards!
http://www.meatcards.com/
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Jastermereel · Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:37 am Post subject:

Bacon Jam!
http://homesicktexan.blogspot.com/2009/09/bacon-jam-recipe-make-it-at-home.html
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i might throw up...
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Jastermereel · Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:30 pm Post subject:

Sir Francis Bacon Peanut Brittle
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Jastermereel · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:15 am Post subject:

What do you put in a mug made out of bacon?
http://www.dailyfork.com/2009/11/this_just_cant_be_good_for_you.php
Not for the weak of heart...literally or...oh god...my computer can feel it's innards clogging up with this page open.

It's true. I'm running in safe mode because something is seriously wrong.

But I don't blame the bacon. I blame the cheese sauce.
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Trool · Good Karma Joined: 12 Sep 2003 Posts: 1486

Scientists grow bacon in lab:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/6684854/Scientists-grow-meat-in-laboratory.html
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Jastermereel · Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:01 pm Post subject:

Bacon Cake:
http://notsohumblepie.blogspot.com/2009/12/bacon-cake-is-lie.html

An excellent cooking blog, really. Just with some odd ideas now and then:
http://notsohumblepie.blogspot.com/search/label/Science
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Jastermereel · Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:22 am Post subject:

Bacon (and chicken) Narwhal!
http://blog.safetyfist.com/2009/08/true-deliciousness-bacon-chicken.html
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Jastermereel · Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:02 pm Post subject:

There's bacon in at least one of these. Some you just can't tell.
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/gutcheck/2010/02/20_unholy_recipes_dishes_so_aw.php
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Jastermereel · Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:49 am Post subject:

Jim Gaffigan on Bacon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nT9P8MMpsE
Bacon-related content starts around 2:00
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Jastermereel · Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:51 pm Post subject:

Bacon AT-AT Walker - 40 Pounds of Meat
http://www.tifr.us/tifr/2010/4/11/bacon-at-at.html
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Jastermereel · Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:31 am Post subject:

And when you're all done?

http://theawesomer.com/bacon-floss/33668/

Bacon Floss
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Jastermereel · Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:08 pm Post subject:

And if you're feeling behind in the world of bacon?
Bacon Today:
http://bacontoday.com/
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http://myfoodlooksfunny.com/2010/06/12/funny-food-photos-mr-pota-wait-what/
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Jastermereel · Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:14 am Post subject:

It's not quite bacon, but darned if it doesn't fit:
Zombie Jerky
http://pinktentacle.com/2010/05/zombie-meat/
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